Dan & Ken's Blog for Wednesday 3rd September... Michael Jackson is reportedly dating Pamela Anderson. Pop legend Jackson, 50, has met the 41-year-old former Baywatch star for two dates in Malibu, California, sparking rumours the pair are enjoying a budding romance. Her boobs and his face that’s more Tupperware in one place than payless plastics, their sex tape’s gonna sound more like 2 dogs squeaky toys getting it on! She has changed a lot going from Tommy Lee to Michael Jackson - that’s like going from donkey pants to mr no penis. We’re not saying he’s got no manhood but Michael is the closest thing Pam ever had to a lesbian relationship |





