American Horror Story: 1984 Trailer Is Bloody Terrifying
**Whining noises intensify**
We've known for some time now that American Horror Story season 9 would be an American summer camp slasher.
But it's one thing to read that, and a total other to see it.
And apparently, about, IDK, one minute of 'seeing it' is all it takes to make us realise that. Huh.
While yes, Sarah Paulson, Jessica Lange and Evan Peters are all absent this season, we have to admit...
AHS still has bite.
Not enough AHS? Or maybe you just scrolled right past because you too, are a giant scaredy-cat?
Here, have a slice with a bit more boy-crops:
The news season will premiere Wednesday, September 18 on FX.
Image: YouTube / AHS
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