The internet is losing it over these dorky Bachelorette hopefuls
Somewhere out there, Sophie Monk is pouring herself a stiff drink.
The contestants for the latest season of The Bachelorette in the US have hit the net - and their accompanying Q&As online are something else.
Vying for the affections of Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay, the 30 men in the running look friendly enough - until you read their website profiles.
Here’s a taste for you:
GRANT: What is your most embarrassing moment?
“I once had a stomach bug in Peru and had to defecate in a cut-open 2-litre Coke bottle in the back of a tour bus.”
DIGGY: Tell us a fun story about a one-night stand.
“I spent all day with this girl and she ended up coming home with me and we had sex. She then received a text saying her brother was missing, so I played asleep so I didn’t have to help!”
JONATHAN: Occupation? “Tickle monster.”
MILTON: What do you hope to get out of participating in this television show?
“Real answer? Discovered. Everyone tells me I’m made for TV/movies. Doesn’t mean I’m out here hoping for that, but I would like to break into writing or acting.”:
FRED: Ever have trouble in the bedroom? Or been turned on during the wrong time?
“Yes, there are times that I get aroused at work and I have to go back to my desk to avoid being noticed.”
Let’s hope our Sophie Monk has better luck when it comes to her Bachie bunch!