The internet is losing it over these dorky Bachelorette hopefuls

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Somewhere out there, Sophie Monk is pouring herself a stiff drink.

The contestants for the latest season of The Bachelorette in the US have hit the net - and their accompanying Q&As online are something else.

Vying for the affections of Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay, the 30 men in the running look friendly enough - until you read their website profiles.

Here’s a taste for you:

GRANT: What is your most embarrassing moment?

“I once had a stomach bug in Peru and had to defecate in a cut-open 2-litre Coke bottle in the back of a tour bus.”

DIGGY: Tell us a fun story about a one-night stand.

“I spent all day with this girl and she ended up coming home with me and we had sex. She then received a text saying her brother was missing, so I played asleep so I didn’t have to help!”

JONATHAN: Occupation? “Tickle monster.”

MILTON: What do you hope to get out of participating in this television show?

“Real answer? Discovered. Everyone tells me I’m made for TV/movies. Doesn’t mean I’m out here hoping for that, but I would like to break into writing or acting.”:

FRED: Ever have trouble in the bedroom? Or been turned on during the wrong time?

“Yes, there are times that I get aroused at work and I have to go back to my desk to avoid being noticed.”

Let’s hope our Sophie Monk has better luck when it comes to her Bachie bunch!

Written By Hayley