Some Monster Has Dumped Spaghetti On Pizza And Called It A Meal

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And you thought pineapple was divisive. 

Have you totally eschewed culinary standards?

Is personal pride is no longer something you rank highly?

Do you think the metallic twang of canned food is criminally underrated?

Good news friend! If you answered 'Yes' to any of the above, we've got the perfect pizza for you. 

Dominos New Zealand's Hawaiian Spaghetti Pizza.

Which, fun fact: no one asked to be made... yet here we are.

The New Zealand-only product (for now) is the Frankenstein-like creation from UK manufacturer Wattie's and no, it's not a joke.

“We’ve officially added Hawaiian SPAGHETTI pizza to our menu for a limited time only, with help from our friends at Wattie’s NZ! (no April Fools this time),” Domino’s New Zealand posted on Facebook.

We think we've covered our feelings on this pizza pretty well, but just in case, please see the below gif:

Any questions?

Image: Dominos New Zealand / Facebook

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